Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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