He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My vagina is officially offended.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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