I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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