Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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