is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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