he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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