Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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