no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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