i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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