i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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