i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
we should paint friendship bongs
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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