i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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