I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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