There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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