i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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