He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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