Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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