He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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