so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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