he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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