I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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