I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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