fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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