if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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