Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
