i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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