the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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