my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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