where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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