Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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