Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
