Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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