I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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