let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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