school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
