he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just come out here and I will go home with you...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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