Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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