We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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