If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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