Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
