The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What drink are we having for lunch?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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