there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need to calm my uterus...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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