just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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