We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she peed on how many people?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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