batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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