so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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