Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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