It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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