This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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