On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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