Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Come share oat with me in your robe
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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